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"Spoilt Rotten"
(ITV, Thu 9pm) I want a pink & fluffy bedroom with a mirror
ball on the ceiling. I want a pair of Armani jeans. I want a
£20,000 birthday party. But this is the real world, and I
stand about as much chance of getting any of those as I do winning the
lottery (but when I do win the lottery, I'm definitely having
them!) Leaves a bitter taste in your mouth that these kids
get all this without ever really appreciating it. The real world is
going to hit home so hard for them, when they realise that they
actually have to work for things. Sad at the same time though,
you
could see it with the older ones, they'd rather be able to spend some
TIME with their parents, doing normal things, than being left with
nannies, child minders & baby sitters and occasionally being
paraded out like some kind of trophy.
"Sleeping With
Celebrities" (ITV, Thu 10.30) Was I
going to miss this? Don't be stupid. I couldn't tear
myself away from it! As if we didn't already know enough about
the sex lives of Ulrika Jonsson & Angus Deayton, a whole hour
of celebrity sleaze. An ex-Gladiator, a call-girl, Simon
Cowell's lap dancer, and Bungalow Bill Wiggins. What a
wonderful representation of humanity at it's lowest. "I'm not
one to kiss and tell!" No, of course not, that's why you sold
your story to the papers, and then came crawling out of the woodwork
again when you heard ITV's cheque book being opened for
this. Trash TV at it's very best!
"Boys & Girls"
(C4, Sat 9pm) Cheese Central. You
can spot the Chris Evans influence a mile off. Or to be
precise you can spot the "Don't Forget Your Toothbrush" bits a mile
off. I desperately want to smack Vernon Kay, and wipe that
smug grin right off his face. And his dancing? I
thought I was watching Austin Powers by mistake. (that's not a
compliment, by the way) Beyond bad, into the realms of truly
awful. Jade? Why? Make her go
away. I wasn't surprised the see the Ginger Minger crop up at
the end in his little golf cart, did anyone expect him to resist the
temptation to get his ugly mug in front of the camera? I was
living in hope, but he dashed it at the last minute.
Grrrr. And isn't this just a late night version of MTV's
Singled Out?
"Celebrity Driving
School" (BBC1, Mon 8.30) Let's make
this clear. Jade is not a celebrity. Jade is a
publicity hungry minger who can barely walk and talk at the same time
without assistance. There is no way she should be allowed on
our roads. What were the BBC thinking? The others are keeping
me entertained though, makes me realise my driving isn't actually quite
that bad! Wish the BBC had paid for my driving lessons for me,
would have saved
me a fortune. Though I've got to ask... they have two
months? The big reveal is March 14th. Yet Nadia
Sawalha has just had her baby in this week's show. Her baby
was born on Boxing Day (I think. Either that or New Years
Day), and Gareth was recording a Christmas special TOTP. They've had
more than two months, I'm sure.
Finally, quiz answer of the week. Trainers.
Lorraine
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