The Italian Job

An American remake of a
British institution.... Whatever was to be expected - Mark MarkWahlberg
screaming - "Goddamit, you're only supposed to blow the damn doors off"?
Well, first things
first. To call this a 'remake' would actually be doing both films a great
disservice. To call it a 'reimagining' a la Tim Burton's 'Planet Of The
Apes' would be even wider of the mark. To all intents and purposes 2003's
'Italian Job' is nothing more than a brand new heist movie that's stolen
it's title and some characters (including the Minis!) from our own beloved
Bank Holiday favourite.
The movie starts where
it's predecessor left off - in Italy. Our gang, led by Charlie Croker (Mark
Wahlberg) have just pulled off an enormous gold bullion heist worth $35
million. During the getaway one of the gang betrays his buddies, kills
Charlie's mentor (a nice cameo by Donald Sutherland), leaves the rest for
dead and makes off with the gold for himself. So within fifteen minutes, the
movie spirits the audience away to Los Angeles, twelve months later, having
nicely taken care of the 'Italian' part of the title.
Now the movie really
begins as Charlie plots his revenge on his nemesis (Edward Norton), he gets
his old crew back together, along with Charlize Theron as Donald
Sutherland's daughter (who handily happens to be an expert safe cracker) and
they hatch a plan to retrieve their stolen loot. Along the way, they pick up
a few plot devices from the old movie (such as the need to hack into the
city's traffic light computer system) and the movie races towards a huge
chase finale.
Now, once you get past
the very British reservation about the movie's title, what we have here is a
perfectly enjoyable popcorn flick. The characters are all vividly drawn and
larger than life, particularly Jason Statham in his first real
Hollywood role to make any impact on the box office. Along with Mos Def's
'Left Ear' character, Statham's 'Handsome Rob' is one of the most enjoyable
factors in the entire movie.
If you leave your doubts at the door of the
multiplex, you'll find a rather passable way to spend a couple of hours -
just don't think of it as a remake and you'll be OK!
6/10
Sean G
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